How?

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 02/01/2017 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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How, despite having mirrors, a rear window to turn an look through, backup sensors, a backup camera? How, despite having a horn blaring and two headlights shining behind you? How, with all the room in the world and no obvious reason to pull this maneuver? HOW DID YOU STILL MANAGE THIS?

garagemonkee > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 17:48

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Drugs

$kaycog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 17:54

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Stupidity.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 17:54

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New Yukons with driver assistant package (which damn near all are built with) literally VIBRATE YOUR ASS when you get too close to something.

Alfalfa > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 17:55

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What. The hell.

Urambo Tauro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 17:58

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Senior citizen? Welp, time to turn in that driver’s license for a state ID card.

InFierority Complex > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:01

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Alcohol?

Probenja > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:01

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I love how the Yukon turns the reverse lights once again even when it’s off, such a dumb feature.

Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:03

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At the same time, why didn’t the driver of the car with the dashcam, I dunno, maybe put it in reverse?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:03

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Since I drove around 50k miles in SC last year, I can certainly say that these drivers exist, though it’s pretty easy to pinpoint them. Not gonna say how, but driving through the state, if you look into the cars and observe driving habits, you’ll know.

Rico > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:07

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Bruh how did that person not fly off the handle about how stupid this person is. The first thing I would’ve said would’ve been what the fuck were you thinking, are you stupid or what?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:09

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Alcohol... I would not have hid their faces but I have no clue why he did the work for the faces but not the license plate.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:12

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I’m surprised that the Focus took less damage than the Yukon.

Funktheduck > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:19

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I wouldn’t blur out the face. Stupidity like that needs to shown to the world

Monkey B > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:23

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I was sitting in line waiting to exit a parking lot with a booth to pay on the way out. To my right was a line of cars parked. Man walked up, got in the car I was directly behind and as soon as I saw his reverse lights I laid on the horn...he backed straight in to the right side of my car dead center. I had to be visible in every mirror, plus he walked in front of my car to get to his. He then went on to claim I was probably drunk and we should call the police...the attendant at the parking booth was just as dumbfounded as I was at his reaction.

area man > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:31

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You are SO much calmer talking to him than I would’ve been.

PWRandSPD > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 18:38

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I had someone do the same exact thing to me a few years ago. Problem was I had just picked the car up from being repainted not even 12 hours earlier. The car was parked and someone hit it the time before. I swear that car was a magnet though, it was hit 4 times in one year(had to be painted all 4 times), that was the only time I was in it when it got hit. After that one I decided to trade it in and get a new car.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > $kaycog 02/01/2017 at 18:55

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Apparently.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 02/01/2017 at 18:56

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Description says this truck was indeed so equipped.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > InFierority Complex 02/01/2017 at 18:56

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Perhaps

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Probenja 02/01/2017 at 18:57

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GM products have done that for a long time. Exceptionally dumb feature.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Textured Soy Protein 02/01/2017 at 18:59

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Target fixation? Didn’t want to back into something? Thought for sure the GMC would stop? That’s one of those things that might seem obvious in hindsight watching as an outside observer, but maybe not in the spur of the moment.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 02/01/2017 at 19:00

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Same

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > area man 02/01/2017 at 19:01

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*He* is. This isn’t me.

Rico > Textured Soy Protein 02/01/2017 at 19:11

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I’ve done this and dodged a bullet

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 19:23

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It’s not like a gentle little buzz either, it made me jump the first time I drove one because it’s so strong.

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 02/01/2017 at 19:52

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Perhaps the driver had another device vibrating in his ass and thus didn’t notice the activation of this handy feature.

wafflesnfalafel > InFierority Complex 02/01/2017 at 20:02

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yep - I vote liquor was involved

Liam Farrell > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/01/2017 at 20:25

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So maybe when I was like eight, while playing little league baseball, there was the weirdest car crash I think I have ever seen. There was a Hummer H2 on a side street that pulled up to another side street. There was an older Camry behind it waiting for it to move, then out of the blue the Hummer backed up right on top of the Camry, to the point where it crushed its windshield. Then it gets really weird, the lady driving the Hummer gets out inspects the damage then drives away as soon as someone says the word police. Pretty sure she was caught as someone recorded her plate, but just overall weird and bizarre.

Nauraushaun > Textured Soy Protein 02/02/2017 at 05:30

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You don’t expect this stuff to happen. He honked and the guy started braking, no reason to think he’d not stop.